"Okay, dudes. Who told people about us?" America plopped the DVD case onto the table, looking around.
"Whoever did this must be ashamed. We are supposed to be kept a secret!"
England added, placing his fist down on the table. America eyed Japan who was sitting quietly at his seat.
"Was it you, Japan? I know how your people love to make anime." Japan stiffened.
"Well, it was one of my people, but it wasn't me who said anything to them about us."
"Who was it then?! It had to be one of us!" Germany added.
"Maybe someone's watching us..."
"That's a good point, um, urmm..."
"Well, if that's true, then who is?"
Canada shrugged and everyone looked around the room, looking for something or someone that doesn't belong.
"Well, we'll find that out later. Right now, we have to keep our secret safe."
"And how do you suppose we do that, America?" England gruffed.
"We go to every crazy 'fans' house, take away all their Hetalia stuff and make them forget that Hetalia ever existed!"
"Ohonhonhon~ I like the sound of that~." England smacked France on the back of his head.
"Stop being so perverted! We are only making sure that they don't remember us!"
"But, I actually have fans! All of us do!"
"You know, I've noticed that England has a lot of fangirls. Girls seem to like Englishmen, da~?"
England's cheeks seem to turn a bit red.
"N-no! T-that's not true!"
"Ohonhonhon~ You know it's true, Angleterre~"
"Shut it frog!" Germany slammed his hands against the table.
"Everyone shut up! We are trying to find a way to secure our identities! If this goes on for much longer, the whole world is going to know about us!"
"Ve~ Let's all have pasta~!"
"Italy! This is not the time!" Italy brought out some pasta and starting eating, kinda oblivious to the whole conversation.
"And my fratello is the main character. Freaking bastard."
"Romano, don't be mean to Ita."
"Shut up, tomato-bastard!"
"This is getting nowhere." Germany facepalmed.
"Let's just make sure they all forget and we'll be safe. And, of course, I'll be the hero!" England scoffed.
"You're always the 'hero'."
"Exactly! Let's go!"
"...What? This fanfic is weird... Hm." The girl shrugged and continued going through more fanfics. Little did she know of the country behind her...