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November 12, 2013


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"Okay, dudes. Who told people about us?" America plopped the DVD case onto the table, looking around.

"Whoever did this must be ashamed. We are supposed to be kept a secret!"  

England added, placing his fist down on the table. America eyed Japan who was sitting quietly at his seat.

"Was it you, Japan? I know how your people love to make anime." Japan stiffened.

"Well, it was one of my people, but it wasn't me who said anything to them about us." 

"Who was it then?! It had to be one of us!" Germany added.

"Maybe someone's watching us..."

"That's a good point, um, urmm..."


"Well, if that's true, then who is?"

Canada shrugged and everyone looked around the room, looking for something or someone that doesn't belong.

"Well, we'll find that out later. Right now, we have to keep our secret safe."

"And how do you suppose we do that, America?" England gruffed.

"We go to every crazy 'fans' house, take away all their Hetalia stuff and make them forget that Hetalia ever existed!"

"Ohonhonhon~ I like the sound of that~." England smacked France on the back of his head.

"Stop being so perverted! We are only making sure that they don't remember us!"

"But, I actually have fans! All of us do!"

"You know, I've noticed that England has a lot of fangirls. Girls seem to like Englishmen, da~?"

England's cheeks seem to turn a bit red.

"N-no! T-that's not true!"

"Ohonhonhon~ You know it's true, Angleterre~"

"Shut it frog!" Germany slammed his hands against the table.

"Everyone shut up! We are trying to find a way to secure our identities! If this goes on for much longer, the whole world is going to know about us!"

"Ve~ Let's all have pasta~!"

"Italy! This is not the time!" Italy brought out some pasta and starting eating, kinda oblivious to the whole conversation.

"And my fratello is the main character. Freaking bastard."

"Romano, don't be mean to Ita."

"Shut up, tomato-bastard!"

"This is getting nowhere." Germany facepalmed.

"Let's just make sure they all forget and we'll be safe. And, of course, I'll be the hero!" England scoffed.

"You're always the 'hero'."

"Exactly! Let's go!"


"...What? This fanfic is weird... Hm." The girl shrugged and continued going through more fanfics. Little did she know of the country behind her...
America: Um, England? I think there's another one writing a fan fiction about us.
England: Oh, really? Where?
America: Right there. 
*points to where writer is sitting, typing on her laptop*
England: Oh, well, hey you, stop that right now!
America: Yeah! There are no such thing as personified countries!
*England smacks the back of America's head*
England: Not helping you bloody git! 
*walks over to writer, leaning to the side to see her screen, and his mouth drops open in surprise*
England: She is typing what we're saying right now! *looks closer* and our actions!
America: Really? Let me see. 
*walks over and looks at screen* 
America: Whoa, dude, you're right. That's freaky.
England: What if we just stop talking all together? She might stop.
:iconheroamerica: Yeah, I guess.
:iconwtfenglandplz: Did she just use an icon?!
:iconscaredamericaplz: Yeah she did! It's getting freakier!
:iconohshitenglandplz: Well, maybe it'd be best if we just restrain her! That way she won't be able to type!
:iconamericaishappyplz: Good idea!
*grabs rope and ties writer's arms to chair so she can't type*
:icondamnenglandplz: How is she doing that?! You restrained her, but it's still typing down what we're saying!
:iconamericaspazzplz: This is too freaky! I'm out of here!
*America runs out of the room*
:iconannoyedenglandplz: America! Wait! Where do you think you're going!
*Turns back to writer, her arms still restrained*
:iconenglandwtfplz: You must be using magic of some sort, right?
:iconohshitenglandplz: I'm going to get America. Don't you dare submit that or anything of the sort! Do you understand?!
*clicks submit now*

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CrystalAngel4 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
This is way too funny! Great job.Clap 
Sweetiepie14 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Considering I was in just a towel, since I just got out of the shower when I read this, I was a bid concerned for a moment, there XD
shinyumbreon17 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
O.O Oh my god XD
Sweetiepie14 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah....*slowly turns around, looking over shoulder*
shinyumbreon17 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
shinyumbreon17 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What i will do if they come to my house:
1) Hide (so i can fangirl)
2) if they find me(and i know they will) use my innocent and cute exterior to my advantage
3) once they are under my spell, i dunno, chat, i guess? Yeah, i don't do mean.
WholeWheatHoneyOat Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014
CupaholicMilo Featured By Owner May 30, 2014
The fic is amazing! But that description though! XD
Please, please, PLEASE write a sequel!! :D :D :D
:iconohshitenglandplz: Oh god, there's another one commenting! And it's a... Pony!?
Me: I'm a girl, and you're real!! And sexy... :iconheplz:
:iconenglandwtfplz: Did you just say that...!? (hits me on the head)
:icondamnenglandplz: I'm going to get America! Don't you dare move!
Me: (thinks) Please do so~! :iconfangirlingplz:
shinyumbreon17 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god new story!
England: Not another one! This one's a ...I'm not sure.
Me: i'm also a girl, Iggy. My pic is a dog licking. It's supposed to be cute.
England: Did you just call me Iggy?
Me: Yes. Yes i did.
England: What the bloody hell does that mean?
Me: It's short for England. We fangirls use that name *winks*
CupaholicMilo Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
(revives self)
Me: Hello fellow Hetalian! (waves)
How did you make that gif? I've been trying to find a creator. Also, is that Jake from Adventure Time?! :D
Seriously Iggy!? I mean, England's just a small mouthful.
(America comes in, shaking in fear)
Hey America! :D
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